summertime

Summer is freaking finally here and I am so stoked on it! I have a feeling this summer is going to be a good one.

Here is a list of things I like to do in the summer :)
1. Longboarding
2. Making chili dogs
3. Laying out by the pool
4. Lake Powell (duh)
5. Hawaii (duh)
6. Drive with the windows down
7. Camping out in the backyard
8. Camping
9. Bonfires
10. Tinfoil dinners
11. Snow cones
12. Tan lines

The list goes on and on my friends, there is an endless amount of things to do in the summer and I'm so excited for it! If any of you would like to join me in any of those things just give me a call

p.s. I make a mean chili dog :)

I Love You

Well today is a special day now isn't it? It's Mothers Day! Man oh man do I have a great mom. Just thinking about her puts a lil twinkle in my eye. She is the most amazing person, she has been through everything you can imagine and look how she turned out. So amazing, so strong, pretty dang funny, willing to do anything for anyone, in other words she couldn't be a better example to her family. Lately, in the past few years, I have seen our family grow closer together because of some of the things we have gone through and I couldn't be more proud of my mom and for everything she has sacrificed for her kids. This is a shout out to you mom and I THANK YOU for bringing me up in such a warm spiritual home with good values and strong family ties. I love you mom, I hope you know how much I appreciate everything you do for me.
Also a lil shout out to my sisters and sisters in-law. I love you guys, I love watching you mother your kids, tend to their every need, being so patient with them, looking into your eyes when you hold them and love them and kiss them, such a special bond you have with your kids. I hope one day I can become as good of mothers as you guys are. Farrah, Rachel, Jamie, and Angie, thanks for your examples and I hope you guys have a great mothers day. Don't forget, I'm always watching ;) haha
Another thing I thought of that ties into this day of mothers...I watched my nephews Lennon and Evan yesterday and I really had a lot of fun. Evan seriously makes me laugh, you cannot get mad at that kid, no matter what he does. He is just too cute, and Lennon, well he has a lil mind of his own. He is probably the easiest kid to watch, he will just chill. Lie on the ground for hours at a time rolling from toy to toy. They were a lot of fun, and I gotta say, I don't know how you mothers do that everyday! I was watching probably the 2 easiest kids to watch in the world and at the end of the day I was still EXHAUSTED! Yesterday I gained a lil bit more respect for you moms :) anyway, just thought I'd share and say I LOVE YOU MOTHERS IN MY LIFE!
love, borris

interesting personnel

Well since it is past 12:00 midnight its not cinco de mayo anymore, but yesterday was! And lucky for me I got the opportunity to work at Bajio Mexican Grill! Let me tell ya, everyone and their dogs were there! So many people came in, I was kind of freaking out, but it was awesome. Within all the chaos and running around I couldn't help but notice the very interesting people coming in.
1. A couple came in, they were made for each other. The girl was wearing a huge black t-shirt, some olive green pants hiking boots and her hair was a rats nest. The guy was wearing a full jean outfit, jean jacket and pants, and his hair was really long and extremely greasy. He was also very tall. When I rang them up I realized, wow this girl must be high or something, she was unusually twitchy and fidgety and she couldn't talk fast enough. The guy grabbed the tray and noticed there were no utensils on there, so he asked his girlfriend "do we eat this with utensils or just our hands" the girlfriend pointed to the utensils behind them. He grabbed the tray and, thank goodness, grabbed himself and his one true love some utensils. They probably really would have ate it with their hands, can you imagine? I thought about them eating their salads without utensils and laughed/gagged, not the prettiest sight.
2. An older man came in during the slow time, between 2:00 and 4:00, and I watched him open the door and enter, and he was seriously struggling to walk through the doorway. I was thinking to myself "oh great, we have a drunk on our hands" and sure enough, he was sooooo wasted! In the middle of the day! And he was not a bum, he was clean looking. I kind of smirked and laughed as he walked into the wall while entering the store. Just to give you a visual, he had peppered gray hair, white scruff, sunglasses, and sweatpants. I helped him through the cold table, asked him "would you like some cheese on your chimichanga?" I looked up and he got slightly excited and said "ooooooohhhh yaaaaaa" so I said "alrighty you got it, any sour cream?" then he got even more excited, and with the same monotone slurred voiced murmured "aaaahhhh mmmm yaaaaa pppuuuuut soooomeee oonn theerrrrree" so I did and rang him up on the register. His total was 10.27, he paid with a 5 dollar bill and the rest in quarters. He just kept pulling change out of his pockets, every pocket he had on his body was full of change. Mind you, this whole process is taking about 10-15 minutes, when it should only take 3-5 minutes, especially during the slow time. He kept giving me change, and I had to stand there smelling his rancid sour alcohol breath. He left GOT IN HIS CAR!!!!!! and drove away. Can you believe that? A guy, so unbelievably drunk getting in his car and driving! I was so mad. Next time he comes in, I am promising you all that I am going to call the police and get him under control, the idiot.

Well for now, that is all I got, and all that I can remember. I'm sure there were a ton more, but since it was so busy I couldn't pay full attention to any details. Sorry I write so much, but this is something I don't wanna forget, and I thought, people sometimes like stories, so I told you :) anyway enjoy and tune in again sometime.
borris

I don't understand

One thing recently has reeeeeaaaally been bugging me. Why in the crap do people put pictures of themselves on facebook kissing their boyfriends/girlfriends? Do they think people enjoy seeing that? Or really think its "so adorable"? I think its cool that they really like each other, Im not gonna be the immature person who thinks its gross, cuz it doesnt really gross me out, it just bothers me. In all reality, no one wants to see those pictures. I'm just saying...

I Dont Know...

Well reading my blog and comparing it to others, I realize that my life is pretty dang boring. Nothing ever happens. Only little things happen during the day for me, and I dont really know whether to share them or not. I guess I will share a couple since I'm sick of looking at the same things on my blog.
1. Tuesday was quite the weird day. I had to work and the whole time I was there I was soooo clumsy and dropping things left and right. I dropped a lil container of salsa all over my foot. I dropped a lil cup of salad dressing in the big container all of the dressing was in, it really pissed me off. I hit my head on the counter as I was picking up stuff. All in all, I was getting really frustrated with myself and doing things faster than I was capable of doing I guess.
2. Monday in our indoor game, we got SLAUGHTERED! I dont remember the last time we got beat that bad. It was fun playing, but not fun losing :)
3. Today (Wednesday) I had my anatomy lab class and I was making the whole class laugh. I swear I'm not funny. I like to think I am cuz I always laugh at myself usually because A. no one else thinks its funny or B. I'm trying to give my self-esteem a boost. My teacher mentioned fangs, like vampire fangs, and I made a joke using the twilight character edward and my teacher said "did I just hear a reference to twilight?" and I said yes and the class laughed. Then he said "thats all my wife and mother-in-law talk about, and I swore if I ever heard another reference...." then I just started saying "Edward, Edward, Edward..." a million times, the class laughed. Then the instructor said "as I was saying, if I ever heard a reference to twilight I would give the student an F" and he looked at me and I said "well edward is my uncles name" and turned around and the whole class laughed again. I'm not saying I'm funny cuz im not, but to tell you the truth this made me feel kinda good! hahaha I was laughing at myself too believe it or not, just in case no one else would.
I am a horrible story teller, and you probably had to be there for these stories, but I just wanted to share lil things that go on in my life that aren't really relevant to anything in particular, just random.
4. One other thing. I went to my grandma's house I think it was 2 sunday's ago and it was pretty cool. I talked with my aunts and some of my cousins I hardly ever get to see and I really enjoyed it. Leaving there I realized how much I am going to miss my Grandma when she leaves. She is the cutest Grandma you will ever see! She fits right into my chest when I hug her and it cracks me up. Such a cute lil lady, always happy. I hope I can be that cute when I'm old, but I probaly won't haha. Anyway I'm so boring and it's getting late so if any of you made it here, thanks for reading and tune in again sometime. I promise it won't be this boring :)

AHHH...

...this video just cracks me up. Rachel and Lemon (lennon is his real name we just call him lemon) spent the night the other night and he was screaming in the living room and I was pretty much laughing the whole time, so then it turned into a lil game. Whenever I yelled he would yell back, and we would just start laughing. I had to get it on film, so here you are, enjoy. dont get annoyed by my voice please :)
The picture below is from one of the monday nights I look forward to every week. My sisters and brother and I play on an indoor team together and its so much fun. Jake usually gets flaming pissed and throws out some cuss words, Rachel is kind of just there, usually the one pissing Jacob off, and Farrah is usually concussed or goin in so hot in ever tackle, I am just there to enjoy the ride :)

don't laugh at me...ok you can if you want...

...so today I had probably one of the biggest blonde moments of my life. Here's how the story goes.
Rachel, Alix, Kobie, and I all went to cafe rio tonight for dinner, shocker right? Bajio people goin to cafe rio. Anyway, we got done eating and I was on my way home and I noticed that my tank was almost empty so I thought to myself "I'm gonna go get some gas at the junction and I might as well pick up some milk while I'm at it". So off I go, singing like I'm on American Idol all the way to our beloved junction. I pull up, get out of the car, take the gas cap off, and I pushed the button on the monitor that says "pay inside" all it did was make the weirdest noise, like I had made a mistake. An error noise if you will. So I push it again, thinking "well maybe the cashier has to do something", I probably pushed that button 20 times. Kept making the "error" noise. So, I went inside to ask the cashier if they are having troubles with the pumps or if they weren't working for whatever reason and he said "no they should be working". I furrowed my brow, in thought, wondering what in the world am I doing wrong? In the meantime someone had pulled up on the other side of me to fill up and he got his pump to work just fine. So (this is so embarrassing!) I asked him "how did you get your pump to work" he peaked over and said "just stuck my card in and it worked". I thought about it, then looked at the monitor and noticed a lil detail I probably should have noticed way before this whole process started, it said "pay inside/lift nozzle" WHAT!!!!! oh my word, so I freaking lifted the nozzle and started filling up. After that I said to the guy "just a lil blonde moment" and he busted up laughing, then left. I felt sooooo stupid!!! can you believe I did that? The whole way home I was laughing at myself and my stupidity. At least my stupidity got put to some good use, LAUGHTER!